fartscroll.js

You want fart noises as you scroll? We've got you covered.

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fartscroll.js

Everyone farts. And now your web pages can too.

  1. Include "fartscroll.js" in your page. You can include the latest version straight from our CDN:

    <script src="http://code.onion.com/fartscroll.js"></script>
  2. Initialize the fartscroll plugin after the page has loaded:

        // Fart every 400 pixels scrolled in the window
        fartscroll();
    
        // Fart every 800 pixels scrolled
        fartscroll(800);
    
        // Fart every 100 pixels scrolled (probably a bit much)
        fartscroll(100);
    
        // Now I'm just adding more examples to make the page longer
        fartscroll(50);
    
        // SO MANY FARTS
        fartscroll(5);
    
        // I should register fart.io for this
        fartscroll(500);
    
        // I should register fart.io for this
        fartscroll(400);
    
        // Dammit, fart.io is taken
        fartscroll(600);
    
        // Alright, that's probably enough examples
        fartscroll(400);
        

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